Mar 13
Blonde Joke
on March 13th, 2007 - UncategorizedAdd comments
My daughter (16) just told me this joke. I’d never heard it, and it made me laugh (something I needed today!)
A blond is driving down the road and sees another blond out in a wheat field, in a boat. The boat is on dry land, yet the blond-in-the-boat is rowing her ass off.
The blond-in-the-car pulls to the side of the road, fuming.
She gets out and yells to the-blonde-in-the-boat, “You are so stupid. You are a disgrace to blonds. If I could swim I’d come out there and kick your ass!”
Yeah - I saw the punch line coming. My laughter didn’t really come from the joke as much as it came from my daughter’s delivery. She was animated and passionate about the joke - she wanted to make damn sure I enjoyed it.
I did 
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March 13th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Okay.
I can’t resist.
MY favorite ‘blond’ joke.
A VERY RICH guy opens the door when someone rings the doorbell.
There is this BLOND girl there, who smiles at him and tells him “Hi, I’m a painter, and I will paint anything for $100!”
The guy thinks, “Wow, that’s a steal”, so he says, okay, deal! Paint my porch!
The girl smiles and says ‘SURE! No problem”
…
20 minutes later the doorbell rings.
The guy opens the door, and there’s the blond.
“READY” she says.
The guys is VERY surprised, since he has a VERY large ‘wrap around’ porch! So he says: “You DID the WHOLE porch already?”
And the blond, smiling, responded “Oh YEAH, did THAT in 5 minutes, so since you paid me so well, I painted the Mercedes as well”
March 13th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Hah! Reminds me of a similar joke when a prostitute rings the doorbell and tells the guy, “i’ll do anything for $100″. He says, “Anything?”. She says yes, and he replies, “Good - paint my house”!
March 13th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
NO! No! NO!!!! The blonde came back in five minutes and said … I am finished with the painting, but that wasn’t a Porsche, it was a Mercedes!
What? Do you think blondes are stupid? At least I know how to spell blonde!
March 13th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Dawnell - you are right on the Porsche part - I remember that now. As for the spelling of “blonde” or “blond” blame Micrososft Spellcheck. It approved of my spelling